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1. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
2. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
3. Some people’s noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
4. Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
5. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
2. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
3. Some people’s noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
4. Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
5. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.