1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
2. It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
3. There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.
4. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
2. It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
3. There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.
4. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.