AKPOS AND HIS CLASS TEACHER QUESTION

Immediately Akpos entered the class, the teacher stopped him at the door.
Teacher:You can only enter my class if you answer the following questions.
Akpos: okay. Go on.
Teacher: Akpos how was your night?
Akpos: I don’t know ma, I was sleeping.
Teacher: Why do we drink water?
Akpos: Because we cannot eat water.
Teacher: Akpos, what Is the name for a baby lizard?
Apkos: Lizzy baby.
Teacher: The process of developing from achild to an Adult is called
Akpos: ADULTERY.
The Teacher exclaimed: What manner of Man are you, Akpos? You are very silly. Go and sit down now.
As usual, Akpos bounced to his seat.
The Teacher turned to the class and asked: -
Teacher: who is a pharmacist?
Only Akpos raised up his hand
Teacher: So Akpos is the most intelligent student I have in this class? So there is no body else to answer the question except Akpos?
(there was no reply from the students)
Teacher: Ok, Akpos, use this cane and flog everyone ten strokes of cane each….
Akpos with a wide smile gave all the student ten hot strokes of the cane each….
Teacher: Okay, my dear Akpos tell these dumb student who a Pharmacist is…
Akpos: A Pharmacist is a farmer who assist people.
The Teacher fainted.