teacher wahala

Teacher enters the class: 
Ok class, lets us show The Principal n Our Guest wat we've learnt so far dis term!
Lets do sum comparisons..so if I say small, u say small, smaller, smallest.
STUDENTS : Nod their heads 
TEACHER   : "Big"
STUDENTS : "Big, Bigger, Biggest" 
TEACHER   : "Clean"
STUDENTS : "Clean, Cleaner, Cleanest"
TEACHER (smiles) : Very good
STUDENTS : "Very good, Very goodder, Very gooddest.
TEACHER   : Its alright 
STUDENTS : "Its alright, Its alrighter,Its alrightest.
TEACHER   : Oh gosh!
STUDENTS : "Oh gosh, Oh gosher, Oh goshest!
TEACHER   : Look at me
STUDENTS : "Look at me, Look at me-er, Look at me-est.
GUEST       : What a Disgrace?
STUDENTS :"What a disgrace, what a  disgracer, what a disgracest.
TEACHER (furious) : I don die!
STUDENTS   : I don die, I don die-er, I don die-est.
Teacher Fainted!
PRINCIPAL   : Oh Awurade!
STUDENTS    : Oh Awurade, Oh Awurader Oh Awuradest!