After church on Sunday when a wife saw her husband sitting quietly in the garden... She got concerned and decided to ask him why...
"Hey Darling...Why are you sitting so quietly in the garden? What is it that is bothering you?"...
Husband replied, " I'm still thinking about what the pastor said....It doesn't make me comfortable"......
The wife asked again very anxiously, "What is it?"....
Then the husband decided to spill it out..."The pastor confessed that he has slept with all married and single women in the church but ONLY ONE woman doesn't want to sleep with him"......
Then the wife replied without hesitation..."It must be that Mrs. Eunice!!! She thinks she is better than everyone....."
There and then, the husband FAINTED....
"Hey Darling...Why are you sitting so quietly in the garden? What is it that is bothering you?"...
Husband replied, " I'm still thinking about what the pastor said....It doesn't make me comfortable"......
The wife asked again very anxiously, "What is it?"....
Then the husband decided to spill it out..."The pastor confessed that he has slept with all married and single women in the church but ONLY ONE woman doesn't want to sleep with him"......
Then the wife replied without hesitation..."It must be that Mrs. Eunice!!! She thinks she is better than everyone....."
There and then, the husband FAINTED....