JOKE..JOKE..JOKE ..........KKD in court:

My Lord, chop de3 i chop. If i say i no chop aa, den abi liar. I chop the thing but i no rape. As i dey chop the thing serf, den she dey laugh-laugh..

My Lord, how can such a chopping be described as rape? I swear...i chop am..but i no rape am."

Judge: You're discharged. Go home and continue the chopping.

KKD: Thank you, My Lord. God bless you. Do you have any 19-year-old daughter at home?

Judge: Kwasea!