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A Durban man dies and goes to hell… When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him.
The devil then says : “sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here.”
The man says, “No problem. I´m from Durban.”
So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80. He then goes back to the Durban man to see how he´s doing.
To the devil´s surprise, the man is doing just fine.
“No problem…just like Durban in November,” the man says.
So the devil goes back over to the thermostat, and turns the temperature up to 150, and the humidity up to 90.
He then goes back over to see how the Durban man is doing.
The man is sweating a little, but overall looks comfortable.
“No problem. Just like Durban in January,” the man says.
So now the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 200, and the humidity up to 100. When he goes back to see how them man is doing, the man is sweating profusely, and has taken his shirt off.
Otherwise, he seems OK.
He says, “No problem. Just like Durban in February.”
Now the devil is really perplexed. So he goes back to the thermostat, and turns the temperature down to MINUS 150 DEGREES.
Immediately, all the humidity in the air freezes up, and the whole place (meaning Hell) becomes a frigid, barren, frozen, deathly cold wasteland.
When he goes back now to see how the Durban man is doing, he is shocked to discover the man is jumping up and down, and cheering in obvious delight.
The devil immediately asks the man what´s going on.
To which the Durban man replies…..
“THE SHARKS MUST HAVE WON THE SUPER 12!!!”
The devil then says : “sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here.”
The man says, “No problem. I´m from Durban.”
So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80. He then goes back to the Durban man to see how he´s doing.
To the devil´s surprise, the man is doing just fine.
“No problem…just like Durban in November,” the man says.
So the devil goes back over to the thermostat, and turns the temperature up to 150, and the humidity up to 90.
He then goes back over to see how the Durban man is doing.
The man is sweating a little, but overall looks comfortable.
“No problem. Just like Durban in January,” the man says.
So now the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 200, and the humidity up to 100. When he goes back to see how them man is doing, the man is sweating profusely, and has taken his shirt off.
Otherwise, he seems OK.
He says, “No problem. Just like Durban in February.”
Now the devil is really perplexed. So he goes back to the thermostat, and turns the temperature down to MINUS 150 DEGREES.
Immediately, all the humidity in the air freezes up, and the whole place (meaning Hell) becomes a frigid, barren, frozen, deathly cold wasteland.
When he goes back now to see how the Durban man is doing, he is shocked to discover the man is jumping up and down, and cheering in obvious delight.
The devil immediately asks the man what´s going on.
To which the Durban man replies…..
“THE SHARKS MUST HAVE WON THE SUPER 12!!!”