A university professor, after very many years of study came home. On arrival he met a village boy at the river bank. The little boy ferry people across the sea for money. No sooner had professor boarded the boy's canoe than the following interrogation began:
Prof: "Did you read philosophy?"
The Boy:"No"
Prof: "You are useless in the world"
Prof: "What about psychology?"
The Boy: "No"
Prof: "You are a waste"
Prof: "Did you read pharmacology?
The Boy: "No"
Prof: "You are good for nothing"
After a while there was excessive wave and the canoe was shaking to capsize. The boy quickly abandoned the prof to fate. The helpless prof was in great fear, yelling at the little boy for help.
The Boy asked him " Prof, have you studied Swimmology?" Now you are the one finished.
Prof: "Did you read philosophy?"
The Boy:"No"
Prof: "You are useless in the world"
Prof: "What about psychology?"
The Boy: "No"
Prof: "You are a waste"
Prof: "Did you read pharmacology?
The Boy: "No"
Prof: "You are good for nothing"
After a while there was excessive wave and the canoe was shaking to capsize. The boy quickly abandoned the prof to fate. The helpless prof was in great fear, yelling at the little boy for help.
The Boy asked him " Prof, have you studied Swimmology?" Now you are the one finished.