Annoyin 8 year old son

Father: Son can u plz go buy me a
soft drink
Son: Coke or Pepsi?
Father: Coke
Son: Diet or regular?
Father: Regular
Son: Bottle or can?
Father: Bottle
Son: 500ml or 1liter?
Father: Damit!!!! Just buy me
water!!!!
Son: Natural or mineral?
Father: Mineral
Son: Hot or cold?
Father: Im gonna strike u with a
broom u idiot
Son: Stick broom or soft broom?
Father: Stop this u little animal
Son: Cow or pig?
Father: Get the hell out of here u
bastard!!!!
Son: Now or later?
Father: Now!!!!
Son: So u gonna throw me out or
not?
Father: Im gonna kill u!!!!
Son: With a gun or knife?
Father: Im gonna shoot u little
bastard!!!!
Son: In the head or stomach?
Father: You pest!!!!
Son: Cockroach or rat?
Father: (Faints)
Son: Are u dead or sleeping?