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joke.......... The Woman And The He-Goat

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1joke.......... The Woman And The He-Goat Empty joke.......... The Woman And The He-Goat Sun Dec 07, 2014 2:31 pm

chinesta10

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A preacher notices a woman in the congregation who begins to weep as soon as he begins to preach. Thinking he has made a big catch he preaches with even greater fervour. The more he preaches, the more the woman cries.

Finally, the preaching over, it is time to give testimonies.

The preacher points to the woman and says, “Sister, I can see you were mightily moved as we proclaimed the word of God. Now can you please share with us what it was that convicted your spirit so much.”

The woman hesitates, but the pastor insists so she comes up and takes the microphone. “You see,” she begins, “Last year I lost my he-goat, the most precious thing I possessed. I prayed and cried much over it and then I forgot all about it. But as soon as you came out to preach and I saw your beard, it reminded me all over again of the he-goat. I still cry whenever I remember it.”

She did not remember one word of what the preacher said.



Last edited by chinesta10 on Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:13 am; edited 1 time in total

bHandA

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hahahah dats very funny hihihihih

PhAnt0m

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Where is the title of this joke,

chinesta10

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please admin... i hope i have answered you.. thanks for the prompt...

*skullp

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hahahaha this is very very funny keep it up bro

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